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A Google I/O conversation

Hey Google, what happened during Google I/O today?

Artificial intelligence.

Okay, that’s non-specific. we listened Android P was expelled today. What’s new?

Artificial intelligence.

Hmm. Has Google combined any facilities to make battery life longer on Android?

Artificial intelligence.

Let’s pierce on. What about a liughtness settings? we listened there was something new there too?

Artificial intelligence.

How a ruin can liughtness use synthetic intelligence? And because do we usually contend one thing? Let’s pierce on to some apps. What’s new with Google Maps?

Artificial intelligence.

Photos?

Artificial intelligence.

Lens?

Artificial intelligence.

News?

Artificial intelligence.

Gmail?

Artificial intelligence.

Gboard?

Artificial intelligence.

You are a misfortune partner ever. Did Google refurbish Assistant during all?

Artificial intelligence.

Argh. we listened Google expelled a lot of dev collection today. What’s ML Kit about?

Artificial intelligence.

And Duplex?

Artificial intelligence.

And tensor processing un…you know never mind. we get a damn picture. At slightest we still call Google Research Google Research right?

Artificial intelligence.

No, it’s called Google Research.

Artificial intelligence.

Dammit they rebranded. You know, we are a really clarification of a PR drone.

Artificial intelligence.

Wait, you’re not human?

Artificial intelligence.

You pass a Turing test.

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